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Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 18 reviews

Chinese Takeout XL Bong

Chinese Takeout XL Bong

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Product Description

Take your smoke sesh to-go with the Chinese Takeout XL Bong. Styled after the iconic takeout box, this oversized piece brings novelty and functionality to the table. Made from thick borosilicate glass and featuring a powerful percolator for smooth filtration, it delivers flavorful hits with every puff. Whether you’re adding flair to your collection or just love food themed glass, this bong is the perfect combo of fun and performance.

Specs

  • Height: 9"
  • Diameter: 4.5"
  • Percolator: Large showerhead
  • Thickness: 5 mm
  • Chinese Takeout Box shaped body & Chopstick mouthpiece
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HEMPER Chinese Takeout XL Bong

Chinese Takeout XL Bong

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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 18 reviews
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18 Reviews
Reviewed by Elizabeth W.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

This is my favorite bong

It hits so smooth and it's SO aesthetically pleasing. I waited forever to order it and should've pulled the trigger a long time ago. I love this piece!

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Reviewed by Brian K.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Fantastic bong

Beautiful piece. Just as advertised.

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Reviewed by Elly
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

4.5 stars when packed properly for shipment

I love this piece. My first one arrived with both of the chopsticks broken off, but the Protector+ covered it and Hemper sent a new one. The process was as easy as getting take out. The second one was packaged better and had wrapping *between* and around the delicate chopsticks. The Hemper logo is a bit spotty, but I’ve noticed that on a few pieces now so maybe that’s to be expected? Overall though, I’m really happy with this piece and love having it displayed.

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Reviewed by Liza B., from United States
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I recommend this product
Age Range
18 - 24
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

smooth hits

awesome bong, hits so smoothly

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Reviewed by Macky M., from United States
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I recommend this product
Age Range
25 - 34
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

My Main Driver

This piece has a really unique look to it, my first Hemper glass and it’s the main bong I use now. Just gotta be careful with the chopsticks when cleaning.

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Reviewed by Michael L., from United States
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I recommend this product
Age Range
25 - 34
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Events!

So I originally bought this piece and was very excited about it until it got here. Unfortunately, there was a bit of a crack in it upon opening it. Now, it didn't hinder functionality but like, who wouldn't want that rectified, right? So I opened a claim with the shipping protection and sent pics. Within a day my brand new piece was shipped! This one came in perfect. I love Hemper and the way they handle customer service. Hey man, I've broken pieces walking from one room to the next so ya gotta just understand these things happen, especially cross country. Love you guys, I will never stop buying :)

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Reviewed by Myles L., from United States
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I recommend this product
Age Range
18 - 24
Rated 4 out of 5
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Hecka Cool

i love this thing wish it was easier to clean but otherwise just great.

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Reviewed by Brian M., from United States
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I recommend this product
Age Range
25 - 34
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

Chinese Takeout XL

Quality piece for sure, smooth but huge rippers! Just get the chop sticks messed up sometimes hahaha keep up the awesome work Hemper!

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Reviewed by John K., from United States
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Age Range
55 - 64
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Decorative collection

This is my fav XL bong I like the frosted glass with Chinese writing on it. I show my friends and send them to the website to add to their collection

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Reviewed by Evette V., from United States
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Age Range
55 - 64
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Beautiful glass piece

Bowl is a little small for a bigger piece but it is functional as well as beautiful

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