Need a killer name for your new bong? Whether you’re after something tough, chic, girly, or downright hilarious, we have over 150 badass bong names to pick from no matter what type of bong you have. Inspired by pop culture hits, iconic movies, beloved superheroes, and magical fantasy worlds, our list is packed with top-notch names for every stoner. Let’s get right into it!
26 of the best bong names
Bongs can range from pint-sized to towering titans, each with a vibe of its own. Whether you’re into the classic beaker or prefer a powerhouse percolator setup, here are 26 of our favorite bong names that will match perfectly with any water pipe style. And if you’re still on the hunt for the perfect bong, take a peek at our best bongs engineered and designed by our in-house Hemper team.
- Bong in 60 Seconds
- Cleopufftra
- Jurrasic Bong
- Mary Puffins
- Bong Appetit
- Bong and Order
- Willie Bongka
- The Bongfather
- Phantom of the Ganja
- Bong-a-thon
- King Bong
- Bong and Beautiful
- Bong Joon-Ho
- Bongtastic Voyage
- Rolling in the Bong
- Indiana Bongs and the Temple of Puff
- Snoop Bong
- 50 Shades of Green
- Bong Marley
- Austin Flowers
- Bongye West
- Good Will Puffing
- Elton Bong
- Kief Richards
- Toke Hanks
- Vincent Van Toke
20 funny bong names to geek out on
Nothing goes better with a big bong rip than a good laugh. And what’s more fun than geeking out over some ridiculously funny bong names? Check out these 20 hilarious bong names sure to get the giggles rolling.
- Gym (so you can say “I’m going to hit the gym”)
- Toke-ahontas
- Bong Burgundy
- Stoned Cold Steve Austin
- Fidel Cast-A-Toke
- Jake from State Farm
- Hannah Bongtanna
- Bong … James Bong
- Rolling Stoned
- Sherlock Homey
- Long Bong Silver
- Blunt Force Trauma
- Bong Travolta
- Osama Bongladen
- Billy Bong Thornton
- Tokey Robinson
- W***y Nelson
- Joint Venture
- Rip Van Winkle
- Bong Jovi
25 superhero and villain-inspired bong names
After a long day at work, your trusty bong is there to save the day. But face it, sometimes it takes you a bit higher than you bargained for, right? Whether your bong’s playing hero of the day or troublemaker, we’ve lined up 25 cool bong names inspired by legendary superheroes and villains from our favorite movies. And speaking of movies … if you’re looking for some good flicks here are a few good movies to watch when high.
- Buzz Lightyear
- Optimus Puffs
- Doctor Strain
- Puff Panther
- Bongatello
- Captain Kush
- Mary Jane Watson
- The Incredible Bong
- Bud Lightyear
- The Green Blazer
- Aquapuffs
- Thor: Ragnabong
- Iron Lungs
- Wonder W***
- High-derman (Spiderman)
- Captain Kief
- The Joint Lantern
- Hit Girl
- Blaze Widow
- Captain Chronic
- The Incredible Herb
- Joker’s Toke
- Puffn’ Penguin
- Riddler’s Resin
- Arkham Ashes
- Batbong
- RobinRip
- Vape Crusader
- Poison High-vy
- Scare Smoke
- The Green Lantern
20 fantasy and nerdy bong name ideas
No, we didn’t forget about the nerds! From Harry Potter fans to high-fantasy aficionados, we crafted a list of 20 fantasy bong names inspired by all the cult classic favorites. Whether you’re a wizard at heart or a sci-fi explorer, these names are sure to spark your inner geek.
- Lord of the bongs
- J.R.R. Toking
- Obi-Bong Kenobi
- Puffendor
- Bong Solo
- Slytherpuff
- Huffle-puff-pass
- Gryffindank
- Chewbongka
- Big Bong Theory
- Dumbledank
- VoldeToke
- Targaryen Torch
- Harry Bonger
- Lord of the Rips
- Gandalf the Green
- Darth Vaper
- Frodo Toker
- Hufflepuffs
- Harry Puffer
23 cute and cuddly bong names
What’s more adorable than pairing your cute bong with an equally cuter name? We’ve rounded up 23 charming bong names, to sprinkle that extra dose of cuteness to your smoke sessions.
- Pink Kush
- Snuggle Puff
- Sparkle Toke
- Glitter Ganja
- Daisy Dabber
- Sugar Leaf
- Blossom Bud
- Sugar Sativa
- Angelic Puff
- Fairy Haze
- Sweet Serenity
- Blissful Bud
- Queen Green
- Twilight Toker
- Puff Princess
- Giggly Ganja
- Cannacutie
- Bubble Bud
- High Harmony
- Hazy Honey
- Leafly Love
- Puff Petal
- Ganja Gem
25 tough and badass bong names
If you’re a proud owner of a Titan XL bong or a monster bong that demands a name with a meaner edge we’ve got you covered. We have 25 tough and badass bong names to dial up the intimidation factor for any water pipe that delivers menacing hits.
- Sativa Slayer
- Dreadnought
- Dream Drifter
- Skull Crusher
- Reaper’s Puff
- Hellfire Hitter
- Puff Paladin
- Kush Conqueror
- Indica Invader
- Ember Empress
- Toke Titan
- Dank Dungeon
- Bongzilla
- Glass Gladiator
- Iron Lung
- Dragon’s Breath
- Thunderstrike
- Black Widow
- Shadow Smoker
- Storm Chaser
- Warlock Whiff
- Phantom Puffer
- Titan Toker
- Tempest Toke
- Chaos Chalice
18 Feminine and girly bong names
If you’re looking for names that exude a feminine or girly charm we have the perfect list to meet that vibe. We have 18 beautiful bong names to add a touch of grace, style, and sexiness to your smoking experience.
- Divine Dab
- Passion Puff
- Sultry Sativa
- Mystique Mist
- Temptress Toke
- Beauty and the Bong
- High Heels Haze
- Puff Pinkette
- Ganja Goddess
- Silky Sativa
- Canna Couture
- Dabbing Duchess
- Spliffy Missy
- Princess Puff
- Glassy Gal
- Pixie Pipe
- Bong Belle
- Pipe Princess
What should you name your bong?
Your bong is more than just a tool; it’s your 24-7 sidekick ready to help you unwind after a long day. We treat our bongs with a special kind of love - giving them a cozy spot to rest, keeping them clean longer (even when it’s the last thing we feel like doing), and yes, even naming them.
Choosing the perfect name for your bong comes down to a personal reflection of your personality meshed with the unique traits of your bong. If you’re a fan of pop music and have a water pipe with double or triple percolation that guarantees smooth rips, you could name your bong “Smooth Criminal” as an example.
If you have a beautiful blue bong, why not play off the color of the glass? Ultimately, your bong is a key player in your 420 adventures, so when the right name strikes, you’ll feel it.
How to come up with good bong names
Besides browsing through our list of 150 water pipe names, why not search through forums, Reddit, and Quora for more naming inspiration?
Another great option is harnessing the power of AI, like ChatGPT to act as a bong naming generator. Just throw it a prompt like, “I have a green bong with powerful filtration. Can you suggest 20 clever names for it, inspired by famous movies?”
Many popular names, like Bongzilla and Bong in 60 Seconds, cleverly play on the word “bong”. Don’t be afraid to get creative with other words like glass, chalice, bubbler, piece, or bubbles to come up with more unique and witty names.
Most importantly, have fun with it and you’ll come up with the perfect name for your favorite bong.
