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6 Things to Buy Your Stoner Mom
Time flies and it’s already May, meaning that Mother’s Day just around the corner. Everyone from significant others to spouses and children are now scrambling to find their stoner mom the perfect gift this holiday season.
Being a mother is one of the most rewarding, yet challenging, roles in life. If you’ve had the privilege of being raised by, or knowing a mother (or mothers), that have made a positive impact on your life or the lives of others, treat them to something special this Mother’s Day.
But what do you get the stoner mom in your life? No matter whether your special someone uses cannabis for medicinal purposes, or to relax after a long day’s work, this guide will give you some unique gift ideas that are as thoughtful as they are fun.
The good news, is that the legalization of cannabis across the USA has opened up the doors for a realm of gift possibilities. Companies have stepped up to the plate and are eager to cater to the needs of individuals looking for special gift ideas this season.
Explore this unconventional gift guide and give the “mom” in your life a gift that will keep on giving while having her smiling ear to ear.
Product Gift Ideas this Mother’s Day
- The Hemper Glassentials Box
Show the mother in your life how much you care with a thoughtfully curated box of essential smoking products and accessories from Hemper. The The Hemper Box contains a wide selection of high-quality products that virtually guarantee a better smoking experience.
Each Box Includes:
- Hemper Assorted Glass Piece
- Hemper Tech Alcohol Fresh Wipes Bucket
- Hemper Tech Alcohol Snap Caps
- Hemper Tech Hempwick
- Assorted Hemper Omnistand
- Assorted Clipper Lighter
- Assorted OCB Rolling Papers
- Assorted Twisted Hemp Wraps
- Assorted Cones
- Hemper Filter Tips
- 14 MM Flower Bowl
- Assorted Hemper Sticker
- $125+ Retail Value
- Henny Bong
Does the mother in your life enjoy a little Henny from time to time? If yes, this liquor-inspired design is one that she’ll get a real kick out of. Handcrafted to represent her favorite liquid libation, the HEMPER Henny Gang Bong V2 features an iconically-shaped bong made from extra-thick, durable glass featuring unique gold printing. Its design offers rips as smooth as the bottle it is crafted after.
- Jack The Ripper Bong
This spooky favorite is sure to put a smile on anyone’s face. Compact and functional, this pumpkin-themed bong features an orange pumpkin base, showerhead perc and green borosilicate glass. If she likes Autumn, fall, horror movies, or pumpkins this limited-edition Jack the Ripper bong is something that she’ll cherish all year round.
- HEMPER Tech Alcohol Freshwipes
Alcohol wipes might not be the sexiest or most exciting gift, but they sure are practical. As avid smokers and enjoyers of America’s favorite herb, we all know that the key to a good smoke session starts with clean glassware free from icky build-up, old sticky resin and debris. HEMPER Tech Alcohol Freshwipes are uniquely engineered to quickly, easily and reliably remove buildup on almost any surface. One side features a scrubbing texture while the opposing surface features a smooth finish for polishing bongs, pipes and more. Best of all, considering the COVID-19 situation, everyone is more conscientious than ever about keeping things clean and disinfected.
- HEMPER Tech Cleaning Plug Caps
A staple in any smoker’s arsenal of accessories, HEMPER Tech Cleaning Plug Caps are universal and versatile, capable of being used with virtually any glassware. Uniquely designed to be compatible with both male and female fittings and any joint. Help that special someone in your life keep their glass pieces extra clean and sanitary this Mother’s Day.
- HEMPER Tech Snapcap Alcohol Swabs
As a busy mom, cleaning can be nothing but a chore. Help her make things easier with a supply of HEMPER Tech Snapcap Alcohol swabs she can rely on to help her keep her smoking tools, accessories and glassware clean and sanitary. Comprised of 75% alcohol and 25% distilled water, these swabs are perfect for use on a myriad of surfaces.
Hand Made Stoner Gift Baskets
Being a mom is arguably the hardest job on earth. It is grueling, frustrating, challenging and never-ending. No matter how old her kids get, she’ll always be “mom”. The right gift basket can help show her how much you appreciate her this Mother’s Day.
Ok sure, flower bouquets are a golden standard. But they are also played out and boring. Do you know what isn’t boring? A Bud Bouquet of her favorite (or an assortment) cannabis strains. You can use pipe cleaners or other wiring to make homemade stems, and attach little baggies of her favorite wrapped up bud at the ends. Although there might not be many examples of this unique bouquet to go off of online, you can take inspiration from other regular “fake” bouquet tutorials and images on YouTube and Pinterest.
A Box of Edibles
Moms LOVE chocolate. But the stoner mom in your life will likely appreciate a box of edible chocolates, gummies or candies even more. Given the widespread legalization and decriminalization of cannabis across the USA, dispensaries across the nation have a broad range of items to choose from. Best of all, the budtender behind the counter can help you choose the right dosing and types best suited for your loved one.
Dispensary or Online Headshop Gift Card
Unsure of what to get them? A good fall back is always a thoughtful card with a heartfelt message, accompanied by a gift card to their local dispensary or online headshop where they can pick out the perfect gift for themselves at their own leisure. After all, shopping for smoking gear and herb is half the fun!
Book Her a “Budcation” Cannabis Tour / Trip / Vacation
Yes, we know, right now travel is pretty much out of the picture due to COVID-19. However, this won’t always be the case, and right now DEALS are EVERYWHERE on ultra-cheap travel, trips, hotels and accommodations.
“Budcations” are becoming a popular trend in states that have legalized cannabis. These “experiential” trips often include guided tours at grow farms, a dispensary crawl (similar to a pub crawl) and experiences such as museums and light shows designed to enhance the “high”.
Spa Basket / Day
Help her kick back, relax and get pampered with a cannabis-inspired or enhanced Spa-day. Consider topping of the basket with any of the following:
- Spa gift card
- Massage gift card
- Topical Hemp or CBD oil
- Bath towel
- Scented candle
- Selection of her favorite cannabis strain
- Cannabis edible or candy
Cannabis Inspired Clothing or Jewelry
Does the stoner mom in your life like to show off her lifestyle choices? Consider buying them something to help them proudly represent who they are.
- THC molecule shaped necklace pendant or earrings
- Trendy t-shirt
- And more…
Special Recipe Book
The mom in your life likely has cooked countless meals for others in her lifetime. But how about you give her something she can make for herself? If she into learning new recipes she might enjoy making her very own edibles. Consider a cooking set complete with cannabis, necessary utensils, decarboxylator and recipe book. You might even want to top it off with cannabis leaf-shaped cookie cutters for fun!
Sample Box of Cannabis
Most stoners have their selection of “go-to” strains that they enjoy. These staples are reliable and put them in just the right headspace. But variety, as they say, truly is the spice of life. And frankly, you don’t know what you don’t know. This makes exploring new strains a fun and exciting adventure for any stoner. If you already know the types of cannabis they enjoy your local budtender can help you find alternatives that provide similar yet unique effects. From the aroma, to terpene, THC and CBD ratios, there is a virtually endless variety of cannabis to try. And who knows, you might just be the person that introduces her to her new favorite strain.
Closing Thoughts this Mother’s Day
The current global epidemic is likely to put a damper on any plans you may have had for Mother’s Day. But that doesn’t mean you can’t still show your appreciation for the mothers in your life.
Consider leaving gifts on doorsteps, in mailboxes, or simply having them delivered via “contactless delivery” online.
Send a card, give them a call, and if possible, set up a Zoom or other video meeting so they can still see the smiling faces of their friends and family. It’s not quite the same as being there in person, but we bet they will appreciate the effort all the same.
Need more ideas? Have some suggestions of your own to add? Check out our Stoner Gifts section as well. Have questions about any of the products mentioned? Don’t hesitate to reach out. We’d love to hear from you. And if you happen to be a mother yourself reading this, we wish you a safe, happy and healthy Mother’s Day this year. No doubt you deserve it!